Thursday, April 30, 2015

Dedicated to All Women!!

My Wife DOES NOT WORK !!!

Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P):
P : What do you do for a living Mr. Bandy?
H : I work as an Accountant in a Bank.

P : Your Wife ?
H : She doesn't work. She's a Housewife only.
P : Who makes breakfast for your family in the morning?
H : My Wife, because she doesn't work.
P : At what time does your wife wake up for making breakfast?
H : She wakes up at around 5 am because she cleans the house first before making breakfast.
P : How do your kids go to school?
H : My wife takes them to school, because she doesn't work.
P : After taking your kids to school, what does she do?
H : She goes to the market, then goes back home for cooking and laundry. You know, she doesn't work.
P : In the evening, after you go back home from office, what do you do?
H : Take rest, because i'm tired due to all day works.
P : What does your wife do then?
H : She prepares meals, serving our kids, preparing meals for me and cleaning the dishes, cleaning the house then taking kids to bed.
Whom do you think works more, from the story above???
The daily routines of your wives commence from early morning to late night. That is called 'DOESN'T WORK'??!!
Yes, Being Housewives do not need Certificate of Study, even High Position, but their ROLE/PART is very important!
Appreciate your wives. Because their sacrifices are uncountable. This should be a reminder and reflection for all of us to understand and appreciate each others roles.
All about a WOMAN ....When she is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind.
When she stares at you, she is wondering why she loves you so much in spite of being taken for granted.
When she says I will stand by you, she will stand by you like a rock.
Never hurt her or take her wrong or for granted...

Share to every woman to make her smile and to every man to make him realize a woman's worth...!!!

A heart touching message..... by a
woman..."
Some one asked her.......
Are you a working woman or a house-
wife ??
She replied : Yes I am a full time
working house-wife.
I work 24 hours a day.....
I'm a "mum",
I'm a wife,
I'm a daughter,
I'm a daughter-in-law.....
I'm an Alarm clock,
I'm a Cook,
I'm a Maid,
I'm a Teacher,
I'm a waiter,
I'm a nanny,
I'm a nurse,
I'm a handyman,
I'm a Security officer,
I'm a Counsellor,
I'm a comforter,
I don't get holidays,
I don't get sick leave,
I don't get day off......
I work through day and night.....
I'm on call......
all hours and get paid with a
sentence.....
"what do you do all day"
 [ DON,T FORGET TO SHARE]
Dedicated to all women
Woman has the most unique character like salt
Her presence is never remembered but Her absence makes all the things tasteless !!




Today's Reality!!

Today's Reality:

Big House
Small Family


More Degrees
Less Common Sense


Advanced Medicine
Poor Health


Touched Moon
NeighboursUnknown


High Income💶
Less peace of Mind


High IQ
LessEmotions


GoodKnowledge
LessWisdom


Number ofaffairs
No truelove


Lot of friends onFacebook
No best friend👬👭


Morealcohol
Less water


Lots of Human  👳
LessHumanity


Costly Watches
But Notime
Ghor Kalyug

"LIFE ENJOY KARO YAAR"

Apna Khayal Karo,
Hamesha SMILE karO:))
Daily:
1Apple=           No Doctor
1TulsiPatta=    No Cancer
1 Nimbu🍋=          No Fat
1 Glass Milk=    No Bone Problms
3 Ltr Water=  Skin Saaf
&
Daily Whatsapp = No stress, Mood fresh

Craft Art!!!!


1)Made from Popcorn:



2)Made from Ear plugs:


3)Made from Banana:


4)Made from Safety Pin:



5)Made from Scissors:



Most Beautiful Girl Child in World..(April,2015)


This girl name is isabel & she is from portugal, awarded for most beautiful girl child in the world

Telecom regulator Trai(India) solves data usage complaint by consumers!!


Telecom regulator Trai proposes  that service providers should take explicit consent of consumers through toll free short code 1925 for activating data services, this move was taken to address users complaints regarding data usage.
It is proposed that data services should be activated or deactivated only with explicit consent of the subscriber through toll free short code 1925.

Garlic Paav(Loaf)

You need-
Paav  4
Olive Oil  2 tbsp
Butter  1 tbsp
Crushed Garlic  3 tsp
Chilli flakes 1/2 tsp
Peppered Cream Cheese  4 tsp

Method:

1)Slice a paav into 4 vertical slices joined at bottom.

2)Grill paav slightly to make it crisp at top.

3)Add olive oil,butter, 3tsp crushed garlic to pan.When light brown, add chilli flakes & turn off burner.

4)Spread olive oil mix in each slice & top it with cream cheese & serve.

It's Ready to eat!!

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Health Digest!

For a Healthy Tomorrow:

1)The Blood Pressure (BP) does not go down only by low intake of salt(sodium).Food rich in potassium like potato, banana,tomato also lower BP.

2)Warm water bath reduces tension.

3)Fruits reduce diabetes.
Fruits increase insulin, antioxidants & good cholesterol & lower fat.

Garlic Cheese Toasty

You need-

Cream Cheese
Garlic
Black Pepper
Bread preferred Italian Bread
Cucumber

Method-


  1. Mix crushed garlic and black pepper with cream cheese.
  2. Toast Bread.
  3. Spread cheese mixture over toasted bread.Top it with peppered cucumber.


You're done!


Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Attention!!!!Internet to become dearer in India(April,2015),give missed call....

An important Update on 30th April,15 is-

Internet is going to become dearer in India.

To support Affordable Internet(#SabkaInternet) give Missed Call to 18002706899

It is free of cost.

Share it with as many people as you can.Make this number  go viral. 

Make Money Online,Crowdsourcing!

1)Brand Naming & Slogan Contest sites(crowd sourcing)-

1)www.squad help.com
2)www.Pickydomain.com
3)www.CopyShoppy.com
4)www.Freelancers.com
5)www.name station.com

2)Writing

Academic writing
www.wizard writers.com

Writing articles on any subject
www.hubpages.com

3)Online Teaching sites

1)www.Teacheron.com
2)www.TutorIndia.com
3)www.5thSeptember.com
4)www.LearnMor.com
5)www.TutorFi.com


4)Job sites
1) www.Timesjobs.com
2)www.Shine.com
3)www.monsterindia.com


5)Mobile friendly Photography apps that earn you money
1)Clashot
2)Eyeem
3)Dreams time

6)Testers community(Crowd sourcing)
99tests.com
(Prizes for per bug logging)

7)Latest Tech & Tech related news
www.Techgig.com


8)Domain registration
www.GoDaddy.com




Monday, April 27, 2015

How to increase clicks on Google Ads!

Terminology

1)AdSense Revenue
It is the money made in selected time period.

2) /1000 visits 
/1000 visits is the money made for every 1000 visits to site.

3)Ads clicked
It is the number of ads clicked by viewer.


4)CTR
CTR is Click Through Rate.It is the percentage of clicks we get for each ad impression.

5)eCPM
It is effective Cost Per 1000 impressions (M is Mille which means 1000).The total earnings per 1000 impressions.

6)AdSense Ads viewed 
It is total number of ads seen from all multiple ads on all pageviews.

7)AdSense Page Impressions
It is the amount of pages viewed that have AdSense ads on them.


How to increase clicks on Google ads-

1)Attach Google Analytics
First step is to set up AdSense.Then attach Google analytics with it.This will allow you to study AdSense in a more detail in analytics.When into GA,click on content,then AdSense, then AdSense Referers, to bring up a list of all websites that sent visitors who have clicked on an ad as well as timeline of earnings. 

2)Link within website
Tutorial like of Photography was found to bring more results by one of AdSense Earners.A tutorial meant that anyone who had read the tutorial from first page would have to click another page if they wanted to learn anything. This forced the visitor to increase pages per visit which produced more ad impressions.

3)Text and image ads
Display both text and image ads (rich media) thus increasing the number of ads competing to appear on your site.More advertisers drives higher bid & thus may be 59% increase in eCPM due to these changes.

4)Experiment with ad placement
Wide ads are good as advertisers prefer them thus resulting in higher bids for your ad placement.
Though every site is different publishers prefer 0.35 eCPM when using wider size.
This makes a big difference in the number of clicks on ads,the more likely someone will see it.

Small text ad below header & is likely to make big difference as it stands out & can be mistaken for a link within website by visitors.

"Recommended" size in Google AdSense ad unit is best.The best size is though that can blend into your website's design.

5)Using Right color will help make AdSense ad unit more visible to site visitors. Color also plays significant role in whether visitor clicks on ad or stays away.

6)Google AdSense Crawler get right keyword from your page.Repeat keyword that you want to target but don't overdo otherwise Google tags you for keyword spamming.

Some more good tips-

  • Make ads same color as your site increases earnings.


  • Another tip is to always place big square ad before the content becoz it brings more money.


  • If you really want to make extra money make your website mobile ready using WordPress plugin which allows you to place google banner.That brings 30 bucks extra a month.Everyone uses smart phones to search online.


Sunday, April 26, 2015

Quake Digest-Earthquake Today 3rd May,2015,an Update

1)In case of Earthquake, immediately leave house and go and stand in open.
2)If you are inside building,take shelter under desk,table, doublebed,below stairs.Avoid glass doors,windows.
3)Don't stand near buildings.
4)Remain in open until the tremors are over.
5)Stop driving.
6)Untie animals & pets.
7)Don't use candles, matchsticks or  objects that produce flames.
8)Switch off gas valves.
9)If there is gas leakage don't use electric switches & equipments.
10)If water pipes,electric lines are damaged close main valve.Open wires should not be touched.
11)Doors and cupboards should be opened with care as heavy objects may fall on you.

Yesterday a powerful earthquake with 7.9 magnitude ripped through the upper part of the SouthAsian peninsula.It was epic entered near Kathmandu.It rattled the landscape from Myanmar to Punjab.
Earthquake damage-Nepal


Injured survivor Rishi Khanal of Nepal recalls his 82 hour ordeal-No sound went out or came in from the rubble.His nails turned white and lips cracked.He was surrounded by dead people and a terrible smell came from them.He banged against the rubble when finally someone came for rescue. He drank his own urine as he hadn't eaten or drank anything from a long time.







Drawing Ideas!!!!

What we need-

Pencil

The most familiar tool for drawing is pencil.Its range is varied allowing soft,velvety tones as well as delicate lines and details. They have graphite enclosed in a hollow wooden tube.Pencils are graded by H and B system, according to relative hardness or softness of graphite core.Hard pencils range from 9H(hardest) to H,and soft pencils from 8B(softest) to B.

Saturday, April 25, 2015

Is my food healthy?

How do we know that the food that we eat is fit to eat or not?


Fast food is food that is prepared quickly.It is precooked food.

Fast Food or Junk food can be defined as:
Food that does not have fibre is Fast Food or Junk food like pizza,noodles,hamburgers.

It is not fit for digestion.It is uneasy to digest.

Fibres help us in many ways:
Bowel movement
Food rich in fibre facilitates bowel movement. Fibre rich foods are whole wheat,in Indian food it is whole wheat Rotis eg of jwar,bajra,macca.Gram is also fibre rich.
Apart from this oat,beans,carrot & citrus fruits are rich in fibre.
  Almost all fruits have good fibre and mineral content.
 These aid digestive system in digestion.

  Pulses are good source of proteins. Children need it as they are very energetic and active and so their body requirement is very high.Proteins help development of brain so children should eat lots of them.
  Children should also eat fruits as they have loads of minerals & vitamins. As far as fruits should be eaten fresh and not as juices as juices are minus fibre.
 As fresh veggies are also packed with loads of minerals,vitamins they should also be included in our daily diet.
 Fish has lots of omega 3 fatty acids and is beneficial to people with eye problems.
  If a person is facing protein deficiency he/she should take animal meat which has abundant quantities of proteins.
  One other food that aids in digestion is Papaya.
So,start from today if you have missed these foods in the past and live a healthy and disease free life for a happier tomorrow.

So,Goodbye, & Happy Healthy Eating!!!! 

For greater insights on various types of food, their benefits, uses as well as recipes,please click below links-

1)Fish

2)Chicken


3)Fast Food 

4)Balanced Diet

5)Chinese Food


6)Another Chicken article


7)Paneer(Cottage Cheese)

Our Frog family Amphibia


Amphibia are cold blooded animals.

Poikelotherms- cold blooded
Home other swarm blooded.

It may be defined as a class of those animals which are cold blooded vertebrates amphibious in habit having tetrapodous limbs or pentadactyle pattern and require presence of water for breathing purpose.Amphibia have got an intermediate position between fishes and reptiles. They resemble in general pattern of their body with fishes and to some extent in anatomical pattern of body they are more reptilian. In development they are fish like and exhibit many important fish characters in larval forms.They possess some important characters which are mentioned below-
1)In animal kingdom amphibians are placed between fish and reptiles. They include frogs,toads,salamanders, Gymnophions(Apoda-order limbless amphibians or Ceacelians).They are amphibious in habit i. e. they may live on land as well as in water.They have 2 pairs of pentadactyle limbs.

2)They are cold blooded animals. Their skin is smooth or rough,moist, glandular and naked without any scales except in Gymnophiona.

3)Eyes with movable eyelids.

4)Nostrils paired and connected to mouth cavity.

5)Skull with occipital condyles to articulate with atlas.

6)Teeth present.

7)Heart 3 chambered,RBCs nucleated and oval.

8)Respiration by gills,lungs,skin and by buccal cavity.

9)Aotic arches symmetrical.

10)Kidney mesonephric provided with permanent nephrostoma.

11)Cloaca present which receives duct from reproductive system, excretory system and opening of digestive system.

12)Brain with 10 pairs of cranial nerves.

13)Eggs with gelatinous covering usually laid in water.

14)Larva pass through aquatic stage before metamorphosis.

15)They reveal some parental care.


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Wonderfully said by great people


  • Life is like a riding bicycle. To keep your balance,you must keep moving.

-Albert Einstein


  • Sometimes people are beautiful 

Not in books
Not in what they say
Just in what they are



  • Good friends, good books & a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal of life

-Mark Twain



  • Logic is the eye of the logician.


Let us know Computer Networkings that are behind the Internet(an update)




Computer network means a collection of autonomous computers interconnected by a single technology.
The internet is a network of networks & the web is a distributed system that runs on top of the internet.

Examples of Networks-
1.Communication
2.Transportation
3.Social
4.Biological
5.Utilities

Components of a network-


  • Server                           

1.Dedicated Server
2.Non Dedicated Server

Dedicated Server
We cannot use dedicated servers as a workstation & they are entirely dedicated to their connected workstations. Users access shared directories & resources on dedicated server.Eg. Novel NetWare.

Non dedicated Server
The machine used as a server can also operate as a workstation.


  • Workstation


When a computer is connected to a network, it becomes a node on the network & is called a workstation or client.


  • Network Interface Card(NIC)

Each computer attached to a network requires a network interface card(NIC) that supports a specific networking scheme such as Ethernet, ArcNet or Token Ring.


  • Cabling System



Shared Resources & Peripherals


Network Fundamentals

1.
Local Area Network(LAN)
LAN
a)single building LAN
b)Multiple building LAN


LAN are privately owned networks within a single building or campus of up to a few kilometers in size.
LANs are distinguished from other kinds of networks by 3 characteristics
1)their size
2)their transmission technology
3)their topology

1.LANs are restricted size,which means that the worst-case transmission time is bounded.

2.LANs may use a transmission technology consisting of a cable to which all the machines are attached like the telephone company. Traditional LANs run at speed of 10 Mbps to 100 Mbps,have low delay(microseconds or nanoseconds) & make very few errors.Newer LANs operate at up to 10 Gbps.
3.Topologies for broadcast LANs are bus and ring.
Bus network

In a bus network, at any instant at most 1 machine is the master & is allowed to transmit. All other machines are required to refrain from sending. An arbitration mechanism is needed to resolve conflicts when 2 or more machines want to transmit simultaneously.
IEEE 802.3,popularly called Ethernet is a bus based broadcast network with decentralized control, usually operating at 10Mbps to 10Gbps.


Advantages of bus n/w

1)Short cable length & simple wiring layout because there is a single common data path connecting all nodes.

2)Resilient Architecture
Simplicity in architecture that makes it very reliable from a h/w point of view.

3)Easy to Extend
Additional node can be connected at any point along its length.

Disadvantage
1)Fault diagnosis is difficult
Control of n/w is not centralized. This means that detection of a fault may be performed from many points in the n/w.

2)Fault isolation is difficult
In case where the fault is in the n/w medium itself,an entire segment of the bus must be disconnected.

3)Repeater configuration
When a bus n/w has its backbone extended using repeaters,reconfiguration may be necessary.


Ring

In a ring n/w (loop n/w),several devices or computers are connected to each other in a closed loop by a single communication cable. Here data must travel around the ring to each station in turn until they arrive at the station.A ring can be unidirectional or bidirectional.

    Broadcast n/w can be further divided into static & dynamic, depending on how the channel is allocated.

   Static allocation uses round robin algorithm, allowing each machine to broadcast only when its time slot comes up.

Dynamic allocation method for a common channel are either centralized-there is eg. a bus arbitration unit,which determines who goes next or decentralized -there is no central entity, each machine must decide for itself whether to transmit.

Advantages of Ring n/w

1)Short cable length-A ring topology, is comparable to that of bus & is small relative to that of star.Less connection will be needed,which will in turn increase n/w reliability.

2)No wiring closet space required:since there is only 1 cable connecting each node.

3)Suitable for optical fibre:because traffic on a ring travel in 1 direction.


Disadvantage of Ring n/w

1)Node failure causes n/w failure. If 1node fails to pass through itself,entire n/w has failed & no traffic can flow until the defective node has been removed from the ring.

2)Difficult to diagnose fault:The fault if 1 node will affect all others.

3)N/w reconfiguration is difficult: For a very big ring n/w it is not possible to shut down a small section of a ring.Reconfiguration will have to be done.


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Friday, April 24, 2015

Spiced Cheesy Bread-vacation Ideas!!!!

Summer vacations are nearing up and that is the time when we have a bit of fun & frolic.We explore,camp,trek,cook & dine.We have fun shopping.Cool ideas of summer holidaying strike us,not to forget tripping.So get set goin with these cool ideas....

You can try one of these 'cook easi' recipes->

Spiced Cheesy Bread

Ingredients:

1/2 cup cornflour
60 gram grated cheese
1 1/2 teaspoon mustard powder
1/2 teaspoon red chilli powder
1/8  teaspoon cooking soda
1/4 cup milk
1/2 teaspoon salt
8 slices bread diagonally cut
1/2 cup shredded cabbage
Oil for frying

Serves:15

Method
Mix all ingredients except bread.Keep aside for 1/2 an hour
Spread cheese mixture on bread slices.
Shallow fry.

For more Recipes click this Link